Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about our weird and wonderful world.
How long will it take for my order to arrive?
Standard shipping typically takes 3-7 business days within the continental United States. Expedited options are available at checkout if you need your rubber chickens in a hurry.
What is your return policy?
We accept returns on most items within 30 days of purchase, provided they are in their original packaging. Please note that for safety reasons, we cannot accept returns on opened food items or certain novelty wearables.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship our unique products to many countries worldwide. International shipping rates and delivery times vary by location and are calculated during the checkout process.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept all major credit cards including Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover, as well as digital payment options like PayPal and Apple Pay.
Are your products safe for children?
While we love fun, many of our items are intended for adult collectors or older children. Please check the specific age recommendations on each product page to ensure safety.
Can I visit a physical store?
Yes! If you are in the Seattle area, visit our flagship store in Wallingford to experience the full range of Archie McPhee oddities in person.