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Fly Widow Air Freshener

In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple when he suddenly passed away. The Fly Undertaker has been hanging around a little bit too much since his death, circling the pile of garbage that makes up most of the estate. This isn’t the first time an untimely death has happened to the Fly Widow; the graves of her former husbands fill the whole windowsill in the garage. We created this air freshener to memorialize the love we assume the Fly Widow had for her fly husband. We’re not sure exactly what happened, but that Fly Undertaker has a suspicious look in his multifaceted eye. This 5" tall heavy cardstock air freshener smells like the lavender perfume the widow got as a gift from the Fly Vicar. What a minute, is the vicar involved? This changes everything. String for hanging included.

For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.

$1.99
Fly Widow Air Freshener
$1.99

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In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple when he suddenly passed away. The Fly Undertaker has been hanging around a little bit too much since his death, circling the pile of garbage that makes up most of the estate. This isn’t the first time an untimely death has happened to the Fly Widow; the graves of her former husbands fill the whole windowsill in the garage. We created this air freshener to memorialize the love we assume the Fly Widow had for her fly husband. We’re not sure exactly what happened, but that Fly Undertaker has a suspicious look in his multifaceted eye. This 5" tall heavy cardstock air freshener smells like the lavender perfume the widow got as a gift from the Fly Vicar. What a minute, is the vicar involved? This changes everything. String for hanging included.

For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.

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